[lawak] simply a joke..

What did the gangster's son tell hisdad when he failed his examination?

" Dad, they questioned me for 3hours,
but I never told them anything !! "



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What's the differencebetween people
who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?

The ones in the casinos are serious.

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When I was young I used to pray for a bike,
then I realized that God doesn't work that way,

so I stole a bike and prayed forforgiveness.

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A little boy went up to his father and asked :
" Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? "

His father replied:

" Well, son, you must have gottenit from your mother,

because I still have mine. "

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John's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :
"John seems to be a very bright boy,
but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. "

The mother wrote back the next day :
" If you find a solution, please advise. I'm facing the same problem withhis father !