Wednesday, June 29, 2011

What should I do to marry a rich guy?

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What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York CityGarden(? ), $250k annual income is not enough.


I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:


1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys


4) How do you decide who can be your wife, who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

reply dari CEO J.P Morgan :
Dear Ms. Pretty,


I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.


However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.


By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Rasuah

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Seorang pegawai dipanggil untuk di soal siasat oleh BPR(Badan Pencegah Rasuah). Lalu dia meminta nasihat
akauntannya bagaimana sebaiknya ia mengenakan pakaian...

"Kau pakailah pakaian yang buruk dan hanya berselipar.Biar mereka fikir engkau miskin" jawabnya.

Lalu lelaki itu bertanya pula kepada penyelia bawahannya..tapi jawapannya berbeza..

"Jangan takut.. engkau pakailah pakaian yang mewah dan eksesori yang mahal...

Kerana kebingungan.. pegawai tadi pergi pula berjumpa dengan bosnya..

"Senang saja.. aku ada satu cerita yang hampirserupa..." kata bosnya dan menyambung..."Ada seorang wanita muda, menjelang perkahwinanya, dia meminta nasihat ibunya apa yang harus dipakai pada malam pengantin."

"Pakailah gaun yang tebal, panjang, yang menutup lehermu". jawab ibunya.

Tapi waktu dia pergi meminta nasihat dari kawan karibnya..dia mendapatkan nasihat yang berbeza: "Engkau pakai aje gaun nipis yg paling seksi, bahagian lehernya terbuka sampai ke dada..".

Pegawai tadi semakin kebingungan dan berkata.."Tapi,apa kaitan semua ini dengan masalah yang saya hadapi dengan
BPR?".

Bosnya berkata...

"Tak kira apapun yang engkau pakai, kau tetap akankena...".




MORAL : jgn ler mkn rasuah....

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Old Love On A Date

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An old couple who had not been out on a date in a very long time was spending Saturday evening at home as usual.

As they sat watching TV, the man looked toward where his wife was sitting and asked in an affectionate tone, "Do you want to go out, little lady?"

Pleasantly surprised the lady replied without hesitation, "Oh, my, of course I want to, let's go!"

They had a great night out, and toward the end of the evening the lady turned to her husband and said, "I had a great time, but be honest. What happened to make you ask me on date after so many years?"

Well dear I have to tell you, I didn't ask you on a date at all. I was asking our dog Muffin, who was sitting next to your chair, if she wanted to go for a walk.